Two Fat Gentlemen
Two fat gentlemen met in a lane
Bowed most politely
And bowed once again
"How do you do?"
And "How do you do?"
And "How do you do?" again?
Two thin ladies met in a lane
Bowed most politely
And bowed once again
"How do you do?"
And "How do you do?"
And "How do you do?" again?
Two tall policemen met in a lane
Bowed most politely
And bowed once again
"How do you do?"
And "How do you do?"
And "How do you do?" again?
Two naughty schoolboys met in a lane
Bowed most politely
And bowed once again
"How do you do?"
And "How do you do?"
And "How do you do?" again?
Two little babies met in a lane
Bowed most politely
And bowed once again
"How do you do?"
And "How do you do?"
And "How do you do?" again?
"How do you do?"
And "How do you do?" again?
Words: Traditional
Music: Mike Wilbury
Orchestral Arrangement: Rick Benbow
